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Friday, December 16, 2005

Summer of '95

BOOM! BANG!!! CRASH!!...the sounds I hear during my nap and are obviously disturbing. I search for the source. Where are they coming from? From the inside??...Oh please no! I search a bit more. Yes they’re coming from the inside but yet the source remains outside. Oh now I get it! Someone’s beating the hell out of me! I wake up (duh!). It’s the principal’s son. The tall dark guy dressed like some mulla…oh wait a minute…HE IS A FUCKING MULLA!!. He’s landing punches all over my body. I almost threw up…had lunch a while ago. During all this time I could hardly comprehend the situation. I didn’t really know what was going on but whatever it was, it didn’t feel good. All I could feel were his fists and him saying something like “BLAHBLAHBLAH!!”. He shoved me to the corner of the room. Everybody was suddenly up. I was all battered, standing at the corner, shocked like anything and oh…I was crying. He pushed and shoved…I was down again on the floor in no time. The mullas outside the room suddenly saw me and were surprised to see the face of the victim. They knew I was the best they had in Science, English and all. They knew I was the one who taught them their own subjects. They knew they couldn’t mess with me. But this guy was the principal’s son. I got up on my feet and walked towards the kitchen where I washed my face and hands with soap…oh wait!...WE HAD NO FUCKING SOAP ON THE PREMESIS! They said “kalma parh ker haath dho sab saaf hojaey ga”. So I wash my face the holy way and regain my senses. I hear someone say “ye sonay ke time baatein ker raha tha is liay pita hai”. I thought, WTF!!?!. True, my brothers walk and talk during sleep. They fart and jump and dance but not me. I wake up in almost the same position every morning…or afternoon. Obviously that son of a…..THE…..principal didn’t know that. All he knew was that his fucking extremist maulvi ears could never be wrong.

What is this place?? Welcome to Al-Khair School. They had things like A-Levels, O-Levels written on their main gates but all I did there for 6 months was read the Quran everyday from 8 am to 5 pm with a few hundred boys as the mullas kept beating the hell out of us from time to time. We had a rough carpet to sit on and were not allowed to rest our bums on it. There was a specific position we had to be in all day. They called it “seedha ho ker baithna”. The left foot takes the weight of your right butt cheek, which makes the other one “float” in the air automatically. The other leg curls up and the thigh touches your chest which rests on it. Wish I could explain more clearly. We had to keep moving back and forth while reciting the Holy book. At 2 pm we got our only break which was for the afternoon prayers, lunch and a little nap. And at 3, we’re up again…reading the same lines again and again until its 5 pm. This was the summer of 95…definitely not the best days of my life. I don’t understand why these fucking extremist retarded ass mullas are allowed to run such institutes in bugalows where they ruin innocent lives and churn out still more extremists. They all need serious counseling.

Those 6 months made a major impact on the course of future events. I was never a bad student at NHS. Mostly in the top 5. Don’t know why my dad thought I would like to become a hafiz and leave everything else. This came out of nowhere. My life was shattered. I had to leave all my friends for that fucked up madrassa. They didn’t teach me one word of science, math or any other subject for that matter. We studied some Arabic and crammed a LOT of Arabic. They did hire a few teachers for Science, Maths and English but they were pathetic as expected. I was 10 years old at that time. I helped them teach the other poor kids. OK! I’m being modest. I had memorized the 30th “sipara”. But that was about it. They never let me go beyond that point. Because they kept changing our mulla teacher who made me start from scratch every time. It was sickening. I was called “kafir” just because I used a spoon & fork to eat my spaghetti. “HAATH SE KHAA!” was the order. I was lucky to be beaten up by the principal’s son because there was another poor retard in my so called class who wasn’t very bright. And apparently the 500 pound principal literally jumped on him several times because he didn’t memorize his “sabaq”. That beating by the princpy’s son saved me from further torture. My dad realized his mistake and I made my (famous) comeback to NHS. Where it dawned upon me that I had my half-yearlies in less than a month’s time. Staying out of practice for so long had its consequences. I hardly could understand anything in the Math class and was never able to make a full recovery after missing the first 6 months. The results never really improved. I wanted to be a fighter pilot. But that was never going to happen with my basics in math extremely weak. I lost all my confidence. It took me years to regain my balance. But my dream was still shattered. I was never again good enough at math to become a fighter pilot. I flunked and flunked and flunked math….year after year. Going to the next class just because of my impressive scores in other subjects. I flunked my first and second year math papers in intermediate. It cost me almost 2 years of my academic life. I decided to kiss engineering goodbye and that’s how ended up in CBM & guess what, I flunked College Algebra in the first semester...the horror continues. This is how I ended up hating mullas and ninjas. Call me kafir or whatever…I don’t give a rat’s ass.

Sunday, December 04, 2005

Kamal ker dia kamal kerdia!!...dhoti phaar ker roomal kerdia!! :D

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Faaz
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topi ! 11/30/2005 6:25 AM
ok first of all i dont hav this intention to offend him,,

the question is y doesnt sumair takes of his cap ??

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12/2/2005 5:41 AM
yo dont disrespect da cap.........its sacred
hahaha
yaar it keeps everythin of his inside his head.....................
dude its da signature...........wo sedhi topi main ulti topi or baki topi he topi hahahhahahaha

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Athar
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12/2/2005 7:00 AM
I wonder why Somair himself hasn't spoken out

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Zubair
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bhai log 12/2/2005 9:18 AM
sumair ke topi main eik raaz hia jo agar usnay utar diii to woo raaz nahn rahay ga ,,but woo kya raaz hai sumair tumhee bata doo abb :P

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Somair
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hey 12/2/2005 10:16 AM
hmmm.. first of all... faaz my boy... who in the world are u ..advise!! stop checking out guys in college!! and secondly zubair my boy..topi may raaz nahee "baaz" hay jo ager topi utaari to urr kar seedha aisi jaga ghussay ga jahan khuja bhee nahee saktay

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Faaz
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12/2/2005 10:46 AM
oho lagta hai uss baaz ko bura lag gaya.
kahir u said it urself u keep ur baaz on ur head . huh ? !
hai sumair no h felng

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Somair
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12/2/2005 11:08 AM
hmm dude jis din baaz ko bura lagay ga.. us din baaz faaz ki maar kar chala jaayayga !! so dude ... i keep a cap, a baaz or anything on my head! u mind ur own damn business! this is cbm dramatics ...discuss cbm dramatics...but if u are loser enuff to discuss me and my caps,,, dude!! start a new community and lets share our views there!! chill out!

Zubair ... get ready for something for december... we are thinking of arranging a fund raiser kinda thing... after december 20... comeup with something funny yet emotional.. and with a message...ill give u the details in college !

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Athar
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12/2/2005 11:18 AM
"...Baaz Faaz ki maar ker chala jaeyga..." That insult almost rhymed!!

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Somair
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12/2/2005 11:26 AM
hehe... this shows!! i can compose! wow ! even that rhymed!!

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Faaz
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12/2/2005 11:33 AM
but still the question remains

baaz on ur head ? ?
( sumair i knw u can do better than tht ! try tu kero )

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12/2/2005 11:43 AM
listen faaz dude! i dont know u .. infact dont wanna know u ..im sure ur one of those new semester kids... u need exposure man..go on ..show the girls how cool u are...wow man .im impressed. .. trust me u need it ! and if u want better than this ... meet me in college man! its all good... it will be nice to meet a guy like u ! ill show u around too.. ill introduce u to the ppl of cbm too dont worry!

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Athar
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12/2/2005 11:46 AM
Somair!!...Faaz ki nahin ab khair!!

waisay seriously Faaz don't push it man...talk about something good if u can.

wow..the rhyming continues

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Somair
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12/2/2005 11:47 AM
athar ur getting good at this...have u joined the eps music society yet!! if u havent ...jaldi karo

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Athar
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12/2/2005 11:49 AM
Ahem!...I'll consider that offer

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Faaz
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12/2/2005 11:50 AM
areay yaar applog tu naraz hogay hain. no wonder old ppl say k watch it before u say. yaar mujhey koi pitna witna tu nahi hai na. badmash log hai ( khush kuch bharam kerwadia app kaibhi )
@ athar
yaar zara halka haath rakhoo itna support u'll get the memeber ship anyway.

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Somair
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12/2/2005 11:54 AM
yaar faaz ! thanku tumnay meray bharam kara diyay! .. and looking at the guy next to ur dp!! are u that loser i met in the van today!! who was getting hyper at every question being asked as if there was a pin stuck at the back of his pants??

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Athar
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12/2/2005 11:57 AM
..and u can come with me for the membership....phir kya hoga?...they'll select me and shit!

and...reject u...and when I get there...I'll make sure u never make it through

Almost rhymed...ALMOST RHYMED!!!

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Athar
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12/2/2005 12:01 PM
Somair...read his ABOUT ME...the first thing he says about himself is LOOSER...and he didn't even get the spelling right.

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Somair
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12/2/2005 12:06 PM
athar dude i wanna rephrase ur line so it rhymes

athar says:
phir kya hoga?...they'll select me and shit! and...reject u...and when I get there...I'll make sure u never make it through...coz ur name is faaz and u dont have it in u..
dude ur in cbm.. dont fly high in a cruiser...coz dude...ur a self proclaimed loser...and check out stupidity's height...u cant even spell right...
ur obessesed with somair ,his cap and baaz!! dude ! wat can i say to a guy with a name like faaz !!!

hows that for a rhyme athar

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Athar
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HAHAHHAHAHA!!!!! 12/2/2005 12:09 PM
OMFG!!....a new song being composed here on orkut hahahah!...hojaey aglay music and skit competition mein

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12/2/2005 12:11 PM
wow ! u guessed it right ! listen no one is a winner by callng sumone a looser. n by writng the right spelling, how can i show tht i m a looser ? its just tht i cant say out things coz u ppl r seniours, or i cud hav jusst ripped u off

athar itnay na utahoo , miljay gi yaar membership yaar chill kero,

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Athar
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12/2/2005 12:17 PM
aur tum aisi baatein na kero ke phir tumharay koi utha hi naa sakay...dosti??

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Faaz
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12/2/2005 12:23 PM
cahloo koi baat nahi
its jus tht remebr guys the new sems wud rock ur world, sumthng tht wud b way greater than tusnami, so just b on the look out. EPS or no EPS

again no offense guys ! ( thsi is just a trailer)

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Somair
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12/2/2005 12:25 PM
hhaah that way this guy can get the publicity he wants
dude faaz... no hard feelings bro..ur a new kid... i heard u say u had some complaints bout ppl in cbm using u... play ur cards right.with an attitude like that u aint going far! bhai im sure ur a very cool kid and no doubt u can rip me off! but pehlay apni spellings to theek karlo....u even spelled "seniors" wrong. lets meet on monday! rip me off as much as u want to...no seniority!
uve done a wonderful thing providing the members of this society some entertainment.. i wudnt even have indulged in a convo with u buddy! but i had nothing else to do...this is fun!
and i guess i heard someone say "faaz the paad" the other day..wats that all about... r u famous for ur paads!! LOL

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GREATER THAN TSUNAMI 12/2/2005 12:32 PM
hahaha ! dude !u just dont stop amusing the ppl on this community...dont tell me ur gonna fart ur way to rock cbm!! hahaha we'll call it the POOOnami ...

watch out seniors and eps memberS ! the new semesters Poonami is coming!! LOl

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Faaz
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12/2/2005 12:33 PM
see thts where u get vulgor , y do u keep chcking the spellings? in modrn era its impt to convey ur msg rather than checking out spelling . wat ppl r u sitting in these days ? seriously i dnt knw wat r u talkng abt . so go do some homework.
i dnt need publicity , if i need some publicity ill make a vdo n post it on IM. done ? these days they hav lenient policy.i hope u get this or do i need to chck ma spellings?do we need to make paragraphs. ( go ahead make a rhem of thsi aswell )

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12/2/2005 12:34 PM
Faaz I can understand ur enthusiasm...I'm not that senior to you...about a year perhaps...I'm sure u'll do well in ur years ahead and brighten ur name as well as ur institute's. You're new and need all the help u can get from the seniors..especially the system in CBM will enable you to sit with ppl from all semesters...but its about ur attitude not aptitude that determines ur altitude...and that's where you're lacking boy. We're all in the same college, let's not create issues out of nothing. I dunno about u but damn my boring lecture is puttin me to sleep!...had a lot of fun somair...I was sitting here alone laughing out loud!!..thank you...and good night (UTHA RAHA HOOON! haha!)

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Last strawwww!!! 12/2/2005 12:37 PM
POONAAAAMIIIIIIIII HAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHA

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Faaz
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12/2/2005 12:38 PM
ahan ! now ur talking . athar i like ur style. good going ! its like solving issuses rather than creating them.
chalo every tc .. peace

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12/2/2005 1:21 PM
dude!! u dont post ur video on IM..u give them the DV...and u need music skills, farting alone wont get u on IM no matter how lenient they are. hahahah dude u need to learn alot got that or do i hafta translate that into urdu for u better understanding ! ... and in modern era if ur spellings arnt right..u wont pass ur business communication courses...forget about reaching out and conveying ur messages! see thats an advise from a senior...secondly "you dont sit in people" u SIT WITH THEM>.sheesh dude..which school are u from..neways... athar ! im out too... ur membership is confirmed!! hehe n dude faaz... chill karo.. im posting on this community today .. might not be posting as regularly again... so in future if u have something to say... plz feel free to come forward and say it to me directly! most welcome ! im a nice guy.. trust me ..
take care

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hmm 12/3/2005 12:59 AM
waooo waoooo stop u guys dis is dramatics community lolz old n new ke larayee nahn lolzzz ... sumair bhai im prepared infact stage performance kay liay to 3 play likhay hain mairay pass bus app logon ke approval chaheyay rite dis time we will rock cbm again insahallah ...

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faaaz !!! 12/3/2005 1:01 AM
"nahn jana tum kareeb faaz ,nahn too dusss laiga tumhain baazz" lolzzzzzzzz hahahah rite sumair n athar

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FAAZ ..dis is really sad 12/3/2005 1:15 AM
well well well ..after readin da scraps for dis weird topic set by FAAZ....i must say..CBM ka crowd is getting cheap..FAAZ whoever u are ..CMON DUDE GET A LIFE..stop observing guys, their TOPIS n TOPAS....

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Athar
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12/3/2005 1:21 AM
hahahahaha...now I'm in love with this community

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Faaz
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12/3/2005 2:02 AM
ahan ! done hai

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Athar
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12/3/2005 3:00 AM
Zubair...baaz duss laiga??...ye kis type ka baaz hai

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Amna
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12/3/2005 5:31 AM
haha..u were soo right athar..!!

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