Thrusday, 17th November 2005, 7:50 pm
My cell phone beeps...Its an sms from an unknown contact. It says something like:
"Dear Customer! Today is the 5th anniversary of Mobilink. Please forward this message to 10 people and earn Rs 300 credit. Thank You!...Jazz ki dhoom!"
I couldn't beleive it for a second but a second is afterall...a second. I soon realized it was a hoax since all authentic Mobilink messages come from the number 300. So I think about what to do now...*thinking*........I pick my cell phone up, compose a message. It goes something like:
"Kiss my epic ass loser!"....*reply*....*send*....*sending message.......done*
Thrusday, 17th November 2005, 7:58 pm
My cell phone rings....it was a call from a known contact...my Dad's cousin...my chacha...I answer the call and say:
Me: Hello?
Dad's cousin: Athar...do u really have an epic ass?
Me: *Surprised*....aap ne msg kia tha??
Dad's cousin: Nahin..........AAP KI BHAABI NE KIA THA!
Me: I'm so sorry!...I thought mere kisi dost ne mazaq kia tha!....I didn't even know she had a cell phone.....I didn't have her number!
Dad's cousin: Khayal kia kero beta....
Me: I'm soooooooo sorrrrrrrryyyyyy!!!!!
Dad's cousin: Bus....Khayal kia kero....
Me: I'm sooooo sorrryyyyy!!!
Dad's cousin: Koi baat nahin....khayal kia kero...
Me: Acha...Khuda hafiz
Dad's cousin: Khuda hafiz
I shoot myself.
