Sunday, January 22, 2006


The new semester has started a bit too soon for my liking. But I guess I don't have a choice :(. This time I've taken Business Law from the 7th semester. The first class was quite fact it was fun. Getting to know about the conditions that you need to satisfy to stand in a court of law as a witness were funny enough. You can be a witness if you:

  • Don't eat while walking
  • Have never missed a prayer, including tahajjud.
There were a few more weird points that I can't recall right now. But anyway, I thought...why not catch up on EVEN more ridiculously crazy facts & probably won't find them in Mercantile Law.

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female.. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.

(Like THAT makes sense.)


In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but
is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He
may only see their reflection in a mirror.

(Do they look different reversed?)


The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

(Much worse than "going blind!")


There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside
and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex
for the first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden
for virgins to marry.

(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the
world that even comes close to this?)


In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous
husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on
the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.

(Ah! Justice!)


Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in
tropical fish stores.

(But of course!)


In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the
first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the

(Makes one shudder at the thought.)


In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a
woman and her daughter at the same time.

(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)


In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with
one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only
"in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the

(Is this a great country or what? Not as great as Guam!)


Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Who volunteers for this stuff?)


Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)


The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own
weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

(From drinking little bottles of...?)

(Did the govt. pay for this research??)


Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Ah, geez. My life is complete, I can die now)


An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)


Starfish don't have brains.

(I know some people like that, too.)


And, the best for last.....

Turtles can breathe through their butts.

(Do you think they have bad breath?)

1 comment:

  1. ..omg hillarious...wish i cud comment on all of em now..but t0o lazy..n tired..s0o yea ...u actually sat down n g0ogled up all these facts or somthin...hahahaah funny funny funny!