Monday, May 30, 2011

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Little Claus & Great Claus - 1993

Once upon a time in 3rd grade, Obaid and I were sitting at the back, discussing some Michael Jackson song while this lesson called "The Little Claus & the Great Claus" was being taught. The English teacher, Ms. Asifa, saw us engrossed in irrelevant discussion and decided to punish us for it after proving our lack of interest. It went something like:

Sunday, May 29, 2011


I remember going to class without an eraser, using saliva on my thumb to rub off the lines I wrote with pencil, that was nursery...I remember being given extra special treatment by Ms. Aisha...that was the 5th grade. I remember filling my first Dollar pen with black ink, Obaid gave it to me...that was the 7th grade....I remember miss Khilat banging my head against the wall, calling me ULLU KE PATHAY!!...that was 8th grade...I remember watching the 9th graders fight us seniors from the corridor with Muhammad Furqan, that was grade 10...I remember peeing in my pants :p ...that was nursery again, ahem :D ...I miss 1989-2001..I miss you all!!!!! ...How did we end up in 2011 all of a sudden? Where did time go? WTF!!!! :D

Friday, May 27, 2011


It was my second month at CBM when I sent myself an email from one of the computer labs and forgot about it. It contained a file I obtained from the hard disk, a record of all chats, emails, passwords, and everything typed on that keyboard. Had I paid any attention to it back then, it would have made zero sense since I didn't know many people there. But now 6 years later, that file is all of a sudden very readable. I stumbled upon it recently by accident while searching for something else in my inbox. Here's an interesting conversation I found..Someone I know bitching about someone I know...CBM-Leaks :D

Sunday, May 22, 2011

Communication gap

Hira: Aaaah finally the weekend is here!! I'll go home and watch an Angelina movie...jis mein Angelina ke baray baray ....

*Random guy walks by with a smirk on his face*

Hira: ....LIPS! I was going to say LIPS!!

Friday, May 20, 2011


I've had to remove the blog URL from Facebook. It was apparently attracting too much attention. Hopefully will be posting more regularly from now.